5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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