Pants 0. Shit 1.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
