Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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