What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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