I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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