i don't like sucking hair
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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