Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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