Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
