i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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