kristin has been a bad kristin
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize