No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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