there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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