What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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