i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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