um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
don't judge my taste in strippers
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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