How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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