i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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