i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
bring money and cleavage
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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