it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I want to be your penis for a week.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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