He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
