I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
