I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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