there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize