I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
This house was built for laser tag.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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