No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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