# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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