I puked a lego.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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