i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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