She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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