Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I want her autograph on my taint
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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