I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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