Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
50% drunk capacity currently
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
