If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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