shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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