Buhtt sex?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
