I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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