I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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