I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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