question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think your dad took our porno
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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