i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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