You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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