Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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