So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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