Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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