Betty ford says i'm here all night
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Welp...herpes.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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