69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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