What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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