I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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