can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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