I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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