need another drink. this is the easiest way
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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