I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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