My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
