Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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