yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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