It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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