So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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