I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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